Uggh..that will teach you.
I heard on the radio today a story of a 90+ year old woman that
stopped a would be burglar in his tracks. How? She grabbed on to
his testicles and the guy yelled so loud the neighbors called the police.
She would not let go until the police arrived. She was heard saying
"I milked goats for many many year so I know how to grab, hold and tug things".