Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Husband and Wife Store(s)

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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A new wives store opened across the street. It also has six floors.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

6 Comments:

At Thursday, November 15, 2007 3:38:00 PM , Blogger Jenny G said...

Heh. Very true.

 
At Thursday, November 15, 2007 8:42:00 PM , Blogger Kelly Mahoney said...

Ha! Hilarious.

 
At Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:13:00 PM , Blogger Trish said...

That about sums it all up right there!

LOL

 
At Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:16:00 PM , Blogger Hotwire said...

i think my ex-wife might have tried floor 6...

 
At Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:49:00 PM , Blogger Ello said...

HA! that was good! And damn it, I would have checked to see what was on the 6th floor too.

 
At Friday, November 16, 2007 11:46:00 AM , Blogger SmartlikeStreetcar said...

Thanks for a bright laugh on a stormy Friday.

 

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