few short things this fine morning..
1. Little March and I decided to go out for breakfast today. It was delish. During breakfast there was a story on the Fox News Channel about this mom/grandma team that had their 10 year olds rob a store while they distracted the clerks etc. One of them told the kids what to grab for example.
In what I come to expect from Fox they have a guy come on and say "Well for the first time ever kids in a mall are actually not running all over the place and they are listening to their parents so I guess that is a good thing".
2. Had to get to camp "early" today because all kids are getting screened for Lice. Yes you read that right..lice. All the councilors are at the curb w/rubber gloves. It was horrid..but this is one exam you MUST pass..and yes..she did.
3. On my way back home I was on my usual news channel and there was an ad for the Home Depot. Just so you are aware it is un-p.c. to say "snow blower" now I guess. The home depot wants to let you know they are stocking up on snow THROWERS.
So from this point on do men need to ask for a...ahh forget it.
posted by March2theSea @ 9:25:00 AM
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6 Comments:
Leave it to FOX. Why the hell are they calling it a snow thrower? Why can't we leave well enough alone?
There's a country song I like that talks about remembering when "A screw was just a screw and the wind was all that blew..." LOL
This must be where the origin of "hummer" came from... I will now have to ensure that my requests to the hot Swedish chicks are politically correct...
Throwjob just doesn't sound right.
Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when
unless things have changed, a snow thrower and a snow blower are two different pieces of equipment.
snow blowers are big and loud and can clear 3 feet of snow off of your driveway.
snow throwers are smaller and weaker and can clear 3 inches of snow off of your front walk. kind of like the p*ssy version of the snow blower.
by the way, i have a snow blower...
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