Ohhh crap..here we go..
Brace yourself residents of Massachusetts..we are about to get SNOW! What SNOW? Oh dear freaking lord..
here are my rules to "survive" the 6 to 12 inches..
Panic...freak out..do whatever it takes to make sure everyone around you realize how much this "storm" is going to put you out.
Drive a complete and total asshole. I mean more than usual. For god sake why are there SO MANY PEOPLE On the Road going 21 MPH?! If you drive an SUV it doesn't mean it has 4 wheel drive..keep that in mind.
Call a loved one and make sure you have plenty of
You know..the "staples".
It's not even 10am and if I hear one more "We are LIVE" from the sand lots, or at the grocery store where some asshat has to tell me that the bread and milk are almost over..don't they realize I am going to panic???!!!!!!!!!!