Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A little guide to remind me...

46 movies i have not seen but I am pretty sure they suck.

1. Kazamm!
2. Dirty Dancing 2 Havana Nights
3. Glitter
4. Gigli
5. Bring it On
6. Road House 2
7. Cool as Ice
8. From Justin To Kelly
9. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
10. Maid in Manhattan
11. Mannequin 2: On the Move
12. Hitch
13. Oceans 12
14. War of the Worlds
15. Monster in Law
16. In Her Shoes
17. Fun with Dick and Jane
18. 50 first Dates
19. The Fantastic Four
20. Bewitched
21. Taxi
22. 13 going on 30
23. Under the Tuscan Sun
24. Firewall
25. Miss Congeniality 2
26. Guess Who
27. Mona Lisa Smile
28. American Psycho 2
29. Fear Dot Com
30. Take the Lead
31. Shop Girl
32. Just Married
33. Dude Where's my car
34. Deuce Bigalo European Gigolo
35. Joe Dirt
36. Chopper Chicks in Zombitown
37. Bringing Down the House
38. Beauty Shop
39. House Party 2
40. Ghost Dad
41. The Super Mario Brothers movie
42. Car 54 Where Are you?
43. Gymkata
44. Harlem Nights
45. Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
46. Stop! Or My mom will Shoot.


At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:35:00 AM , Blogger emetic sage said...

i take exception to your list. "gigli" kicked ass.

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:46:00 AM , Blogger Jocular Schlemiel said...

Don't listen to the Sage. He doesn't know the difference between his ass and his elbow.

You forgot Freddy Got Fingered. I can only imagine how awful that movie was.

I actually liked Hitch.

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:59:00 AM , Blogger emetic sage said...

my ass is round and soft, and my elbow is pointy and hard. so there, schlemiel.

and by the way, "freddy got fingered" is one of the great cult classics of all time. tom greene is one fo the great comedic geniuses of our age.

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 11:54:00 AM , Blogger Jenny G said...

I've seen 22 and 41. 13 Going on 30 was extremely fluffy, but not horrendous. I can't say the same for the Super Mario Bros. movie.

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:42:00 PM , Blogger Jennifer said...

34 is actually pretty hysterical...shit, did I say that out loud?!!!

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:56:00 PM , Blogger Debbie said...

There's a Police Academy 7?

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:48:00 PM , Blogger Trish Ryan said...

I'll step up to defend "Hitch" and "Under the Tuscan Sun," but other than that I'd say you've saved yourself a lot of eye-rolling and frustration.

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:01:00 PM , Anonymous KP said...

Joe Dirt rules and anyone who wants to fight about it can stick their head up my butt and fight for air. You like to see homos naked?

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 11:52:00 PM , Blogger The Guinness Tooth said...

I must have terrible taste is movies, or way to much time on my hand. I've seen: 1, 5, 8, 12-14, 16-20, 22, 25, 28, 32-35, 40 & 41, and only HATED about half, the rest must've been so bad I forgot about them.

PS: I love(d) the Super Mario Bros. Movie.

At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 12:29:00 AM , Blogger Jenni said...

I agree with most, but I liked Oceans 12 and War of the Worlds.....

At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:00:00 PM , Blogger March to the Sea said...

dammmn GT I need to see your Netflix queue.

At Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:50:00 PM , Blogger The Guinness Tooth said...

i think there is a way to have "netflix" buddies, but i've no idea how it works. although i should mention most of those movies i've either seen in the theatre or on tv. my netflix list is more or less reserved for movies i can't find in the theatre or locally.


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