Friday, July 11, 2008

Severe language warning... be warned..i am pissed

I swear..sometimes a lot..so watch it..cuz...right now calls for a massive

motherfuckingassholeshitstainfuckfacejackoff.

some shit stain stole a credit card of mine and used it..not once but a few times.
greasy fucking asshole used it to register some domain names, send is trailer trash life partner flowers and other fucking shit.

fucking fuck it all to fucking fucking hell.

Mother FUCKER..not this week, not ever.

my fucking fingers are tired from calling credit card companies
my fucking ears hurt from listening to what to do
my fucking chest hurts from my heart beating so god damn fucking fast

to whomever you are..where ever you are..live it up fucker..because from today on may your armpits be infested with the swarm of a thousand locusts. may your crotch be infested with every scary bump, blister, mole, scab, boil and ingrown hair possible. I hope you get hemorrhoids so bad that even baby wipes won't work..thus forcing you to use a washcloth on a stick to clean yourself. i hope you don't get a date for prom, i hope you get a flat tire during rush hour (probably in your stolen car) i hope you are one person off the "lucky 1000th visitor". I can't wish you death because that is mean and a threat so

i hope your asshole grows over.
i hope your hair falls out
i hope you rip the worst smelling fart in front of the boy/girl you long to date
i hope your favorite cd skips on your favorite track
i hope you have hangnails on EVERY finger
i hope when you order mayo on your sandwich you get mustard
i hope tom cruise moves in next door to you
i hope (if you work) every meeting is scheduled around lunch time
i hope everywhere you go there is single ply toilet paper
i hope you bite your tongue and cheek during your next meal
i hope you get 1000 email chain letters a day
i hope you wipe your ass with poison ivy
i hope someone ruins an ending of a movie before you see it
i hope that in said movie cell phones ring, people talk and babies cry
i hope you lose your car keys
i hope you get gum on your shoe
i hope only ketchup water comes out of the bottle onto your hot dog


you fucker I fucking hate you.

seriously..asshole..fill out a credit card form and run up debt like almost everyone else.

Fuck i am so fucking pissed.

8 Comments:

At Friday, July 11, 2008 9:53:00 PM , Blogger Jenny G said...

OMFG. If you need some help with ass whuppins, I'm there. You don't mess with my peeps!

 
At Friday, July 11, 2008 11:58:00 PM , Blogger JamieSmitten said...

Major suckage. I hope that asshat gets what he deserves.

 
At Saturday, July 12, 2008 7:59:00 PM , Blogger cubmommy said...

Dude I totally feel for you. My husband's wallet was stolen Friday night and luckily he noticed because he needed something out of it. We called right away and cancelled everything. They only had time to buy things from a grocery store $128 worth I hope it is food but Hubby thinks it this dude that might be homeless and bought liquor with it.

So sorry:( Fucker will pay.

It totally sucks. What goes around comes around and whoever stole yours will pay.

 
At Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:46:00 PM , Blogger Viszlát Sjáumst said...

Wow - that friggin' sucks. Was it the actual card, itself, that was stolen? Or was it the dreaded "identity theft" ?

Any idea where he could've gotten it from?

I'm sure you've been through it all with the credit company - but most banks have coverage for this shit. Hopefully, yours does.

If not - find a credit card that does, transfer remaining account balances, and cancel this one.

It's the least they can do to protect the people that make them all their money. If they're not up to snuff - fuck 'em.

 
At Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:10:00 PM , Blogger B. said...

Times are hard and people are desperate, or just deadbeats. I hope your cc company can take care of this. Sorry that you have to deal with this now.

 
At Tuesday, July 15, 2008 2:44:00 AM , Blogger Manic Mom said...

fuck.

 
At Tuesday, July 15, 2008 1:28:00 PM , Blogger Ello said...

That is so messed up. I am so sorry for you. You know, karma is a bitch and they will get their own just reward. I hope everything works out for you though. I am totally feeling for you.

 
At Monday, July 21, 2008 11:53:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the free stuff.....
I bought new hockey equipment for OBH next week..... See you then
BOMF!

 

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