Monday, January 28, 2008

Male or female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

4 Comments:

At Tuesday, January 29, 2008 8:53:00 AM , Blogger Jocular Schlemiel said...

Very good March

 
At Tuesday, January 29, 2008 11:03:00 AM , Blogger psacake said...

You'll pay for the egg timer one though..

Nice going.

 
At Wednesday, January 30, 2008 11:36:00 AM , Blogger Ello said...

Ha! That was too funny! But I have to say that I have seen as many egg or pear shaped men as women so I vote for the egg timers being a hermaphrodite.

 
At Thursday, January 31, 2008 8:59:00 AM , Blogger Hotwire said...

that egg timer one is dangerous...

 

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